If I Were a Lion

I'm sitting in the time-out chair because my mother put me there. She said, "You try my patience, child! I do not like it when you're wild."Wild?Who me?That is so absurd.How could she even use that word?If I were a lion.I'd growl and roarAnd knock the dishes on the floor...AND if I were a bear...If I Were a Lion is a book for every child who's ever been sent to the time-out chair -- unjustly...or otherwise!